My father's Uncle Titus
has osteoarthritis.
The triplets -- Keir, Ken, Korey:
The triplets -- Keir, Ken, Korey:
Doc's verdict...? "H. Pylori."
My mother's Aunt Louise
caught Legionnaire's disease.
With next-door neighbor Sidney,
With next-door neighbor Sidney,
it's cancer of the kidney.
My sister's in a coma
My sister's in a coma
with multiple myeloma.
A distant cousin -- Cyrus --
A distant cousin -- Cyrus --
contracted West Nile Virus.
Some rabid rats gave rabies
Some rabid rats gave rabies
to Biddy and her babies.
And, though I feel like hell,
And, though I feel like hell,
I'm he who they call 'well.'
