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Friday, July 23, 2021

Periodiotic Table (Past)

     Introducing molecules consisting of elements 
not occurring in Nature.
 
Molecular Pelosi:  Ta  K  Es   No  K  Ra  P
Molecular Trump:  S   H   Uut   Uup

Molecular January Sixth:  No  Mo
Molecular November 3rd:  I    V   O   Te

Molecular Extravagance:  O  P  Ra  H
Molecular Fruit Loop:  La  Dy  Ga  Ga 

Molecular Cavities:  Co  Ca  Co  La
Molecular Elf:  Cl  Au  S

Molecular KKK:  Ni  *  *  Er
Molecular GOP:  Fe  Ar


Horn Book (Unpub)

Horn o' plenty. Horn o' dearth.
Blow your horn for all you’re worth.
Horn & Hardart. Horn anglaise.
Lena Horne or Lady Day…?
Horner, Jack loves Horny Jill.
Hornbills won’t, though whippers will.
Foghorn Winslow. Trader Horn.
Auroch. Narwal. Unicorn.


Seven HaiKu (Unpub)

      HaiKool
Menthol cigarette;
70-millimeters:
Willie the Penguin.
 
     HaiKualalumpur
Malaysian city;
Tin mines there; ‘lumpur’ means “mud”:
Best to speak Malay!
 
     HaiKublaikahn
King of the Mongols;
or, A Vision in a Dream…
Person from Porlock…?
 
     HaiKubrick
A Space Odyssey;
“Open the pod bay doors, HAL”:
“I am afraid, Dave.”
 
     HaiKukla
Oliver Dragon:
Burr Tilstrom, Fran Allison:
Kuklapolitans.
 
     HaiKuKluxKlan
White supremacy;
Conical hats, masks and robes:
Birth of a Nation.
 
     HaiKushner
Senior advisor;
Nepotism…? No big deal.
Father pleads guilty.

Hark! Hark! A DIY Doggerel (Unpub)

Hark, hark! Some dogs do bark.
Miss Brodie’s creator’s call’d _________________.
One white former rapper was named __________.
And Inspector Clouseau hears a _____________ .
 
Hark, hark! Do dogs not bark…?
In Happy Days Fonzie’s caught _______________.
An old English garden’s in ___________________.
Which grunt ran for President…? ______________.
 
Hark, hark! Dogs tend to bark.
The Hundred Years’ Warrioress…? _____________.
“Yo’ mama’s a ‘ho’” is a tasteless ____________.
And Pilgrims at Plymouth Rock must ___________.
 
Hark, hark! Don’t your dogs bark…?
Columbia’s famous guerilla group…? ___________.
Kern, via Evans, sings ______________________.
Agent Ness was one touching untouchable ______.
 
Hark, hark! Few dogs don’t bark.
Deep Space Nine’s close-fisted publican: ________.
Most spit on Penn Warren’s corrupt ____________.
Sir Lawrence Olivier’s kid’s nicknam’d __________.
 
Hark, hark! Dead dogs won’t bark.
One measures some angles in ________________.
Yogi, a bear, wanders _______________________.
While dogs, left unanswer’d, continue to ________.
 
     Speaking of answers: Muriel Spark, Markie Mark,
shot in the dark, Saint Joan of Arc, jumping the shark, 
disembark, Battersea Park, Wesley K. Clark, remark, 
FARC, Up with the Lark, narc, Quark, Willie Stark, Tarq, 
minutes of arc, Jellystone Park, and, of course, bark.

Christmas Day: A Mare Egg...

     "A Mare Egg, Her Wrist, "Miss Two 'U'"