Carpe Diembryo! Another Three Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Leggos & Other Eggsperiments

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Leggos

To flourish here,
meet one criterion:

be a native-born

Neggerian.

Alleggory

It's call'd Peggrim's Proegress.

Composed by John Bunyan,

its tale's of a heaven-bound egg,

not an onion.

Deliver Us From Ova 

It's called "The Tame Egg

of the Shrew."

From Sheggspeare's pen...

...but that you knew.

Carpe Diembryo! Another Trio of Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Dreggnet & Other Drama Queens

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   Sgt. Joe Friedegg

  "Dreggnet"...? Gone
   but not forgotten:

   TV cops still

   nick eggs rotten.

J. Egger

While brandishing
his double barrel,

Hoeuffer'd don

his gay apparel.

 

Tyrannosaurus Reggs

One King of Lizards.

(And, what's more,

one maritime 

eggthyosaur.)