Tump, chump, mugwump, frump, grump, garbage dump.
Rump, glump, Kevin Crump, slump, strump, vacuum pump.
Ump, shump, speed bump, clump, crump, triple jump.
Mump, klump, sump, hump, h-r-r-r-rump, lump, Andy Gump.
Plump, stump...(ta-tump, ta-tump, ta-tump, ta-trump, ta-trump, ta-trump…)
Poet Poe pens nonsense verse. "...plus phun," puns Uly, "I disburse." Its gamut runs from spam to worse. The matter posted...? Poe's diverse -- most, postcards from his universe, replies to grudges he must nurse. My summary...? Let me be terse: a mitzva, mostly. (Not a curse.)
Wednesday, June 26, 2019
"Sir Paul's fur balls..." Double Dutch
Sir Paul's fur balls, Saint Paul's crop!
Nepal, Naipaul, paintball…plop!
Chez Paul, gay ball, RuPaul...? Fop.
Topol, Bopal, Donn Paul's flop!
Free-fall, flee pol Ron Paul's slop!
Dope haul...? Don't bawl: phone call (cop)!
Low ball, don pall: John Paul's Pop.
Fast ball, last call, that’s all...stop!
How many drop steps can you do?
One-half, one, square root o' two...
Nepal, Naipaul, paintball…plop!
Chez Paul, gay ball, RuPaul...? Fop.
Topol, Bopal, Donn Paul's flop!
Free-fall, flee pol Ron Paul's slop!
Dope haul...? Don't bawl: phone call (cop)!
Low ball, don pall: John Paul's Pop.
Fast ball, last call, that’s all...stop!
How many drop steps can you do?
One-half, one, square root o' two...
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