Runcibl'd Stiltskin: A Spooner Selfie

Which nonsense dispenser gives  

good as it gets...?

PlaysWellWithLetters.
     (Then who's least offensive
to lovers of pets…?
LaysWellWithPetters...?)
     Moral:
Carroll 'n' Lear...? 

They've little to fear:

both be biting. 

(Their barks, too: superior, dear.)

"A Chocolate-Coated Crocodile"
by Uly Poe

Runcibl'd Spooner: Three of a Kind

"A Babysitting Bureaucrat"
by Uly Poe

Athos and Porthos -- 

and Aramis, too:

The Three Musketeers.
     Rejoice in teeth triplex...? 

Some Islamists do: 
The Three-tusk Emirs.
     Moral:
One for Allah 'n' Allah for one!