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Thursday, August 10, 2023

The Further Adventures of Pig Pearl & The Gabbermaus

     Pig Pearl: 
"Pronounce your 'Vanish the Varmint' magic words."
     The Gabbermaus: 
"Tur-tum-tup...rut-rum-rup...mut-mup-mur...put-pum-pur!"
     Pig Pearl: 
"They didn't work: he's still here." 

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