Aeneid's AnagraMania

I sing of arms and the man...
...not his farm and gas mine... 

(We want a tale of heroes in war, not agribusiness and the energy sector.)

The Odds Have It...

...a monopoly, that is, on vowels. Don't tell me you haven't noticed that the 13 odd letters of the English alphabet listed in order include among their number all six vowels or that no vowels -- not a single one -- appear among the 13 even letters listed in order.