Tack on terminal detention.
Ne'er a cuter persecute.
Alter ego? Sheik Yerbouti. Anne Frank Zappa
Poke a '10' -- one lithe and lanky.
Yoke her to the New Yo'k Yankee. Bo Derek Jeter
We've been attacked, shellac'd, Iraq'd.
We've sure been meg'lomaniac'd.
Who best to research and redact
our "Tarzan Does the Tal'ban" tract? Condoleezza Rice Burroughs
He trilled "My Peggy Sue-a-hoo,"
then thrilled us in that tome by Tru Buddy Holly Golightly
Ubercop (the best of Chester)
spliced his genes with GynoJester. Dick Tracy Ullman
Plu-poetess -- no sonneteer --
she won a prize but lost an ear. Edna St. Vincent Van Gogh
His lips, 'twixt sips, drip quips sarcastic.
Plastic ears? Attached with mastic. Fat Jack Leonard Nimoy
This tree-tall tourist trots the globe,
becomes Miss McEnroeophobe. Goose Tatum O'Neal
Arrives as FDR departs.
With him, bucks stop but bugg'ry starts. Harry S. Truman Capote
With friends like these* (all "homes" he had)
you'd think he'd banish boys who're bad.** Isiah Thomas the Tank Engine
* Percy, James, Gordon...
** Laimbeer, Rodman, Mahorn...
Who quells a Cuban Missile Crisis
yells, "Eleven herbs and spices!" JFKFC
yells, "Eleven herbs and spices!" JFKFC
Green velveteen? It’s never easy.
This bean’s spleen’s lean, mean and sleazy. KerMitt the Romney
He bids his nymphets, “Let’s pretend."
(Are di’monds
still this churl’s best friend?) Lewis Carroll Channing
Dismissed as a
harlot by Pinkerton (varlet!),
this missy play’d Prissy to Vivien’s Scarlett. Madame Butterfly McQueen
He trilled re Gioconda’s smile.
They killed him. (Bye, Br’er Batophile.) Nat King Kong
He trilled re Gioconda’s smile.
They killed him. (Bye, Br’er Batophile.) Nat King Kong
Mean fiends he
beans with beams of light.
His caffeine beans be outta sight. Obi Juan Valdez
His caffeine beans be outta sight. Obi Juan Valdez
This pale,
peculiar juvenile
is Hitler’s tool – and hot as “heil!” Pee Wee Hermann Goering
is Hitler’s tool – and hot as “heil!” Pee Wee Hermann Goering
Her “pot and
pan” is Ferdinand.
She hassles Transylvanialand. Queen Isabella Lugosi
She hassles Transylvanialand. Queen Isabella Lugosi
No frump: a
goddess, deemed domestic,
humping iron. (Seems catachrestic.) Roseanne Arnold Schwarzenegger
humping iron. (Seems catachrestic.) Roseanne Arnold Schwarzenegger
Olympic oro won as minor.
Famous, though, for one one-liner. Sonja Henny Youngman
Famous, though, for one one-liner. Sonja Henny Youngman
Eyes? True
blue. Skin? Faux-bronze. So:
how’s his journalism? Gonzo! Tab Hunter Thompson
how’s his journalism? Gonzo! Tab Hunter Thompson
Hailed
‘has-been” by a “never-was,”
he’s not your nephew, bro or cuzz. Uncle Sam Donaldson
he’s not your nephew, bro or cuzz. Uncle Sam Donaldson
She’d love to
lead you to the lighthouse.
Too far out? How’s ‘bout the White House? Virginia Wolf Blitzer
Too far out? How’s ‘bout the White House? Virginia Wolf Blitzer
His nom de nursey is Edward.
Does he nudge his nation red-ward? Winnie the Putin
Does he nudge his nation red-ward? Winnie the Putin
“Fretful,”
“frightful,” “for the birds.”
(Not mine but Xenophon’s harsh words.) Xanthippe Hedrin
(Not mine but Xenophon’s harsh words.) Xanthippe Hedrin
Cops to more
than fifteen Grammies.
Tops my list of heinous mammies. Yo Yo Ma Barker
Cinematic. Pre-Socratic.
Eliatic. Enigmatic. Zeno of Elia Kazan
Tops my list of heinous mammies. Yo Yo Ma Barker
Cinematic. Pre-Socratic.
Eliatic. Enigmatic. Zeno of Elia Kazan