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Monday, November 25, 2024

Portrait Of The Artist At Work: A Drawing By Jude (Date Unknown)

 


The Night Before Xmas, Drumpf's Mantle; Or, More Toys, Father; I Must Have More Toys.

 


Three Runcibl'd Spoonerisms: Dome, Suicide, Wandering

An Arabic shrine giving annual visitors shivvers / 
The Dome of the Rock // 
A list of the wayfaring treks of the NBA's Rivers /
The Roam of the Doc

Agreement twixt two when that pair of their lives has grown tired / 
Suicide Pact //
A Teddy Bear whispers stage left, "Our poor Eeyore's been fired." / 
Pooh (aside): "Sack'd!"

A mythical Hebrew afoot since Good Friday's "distraction" /
The Wandering Jew //
A prostitute's customer's state halfway through his transaction / 
The John, during woo

Christmas Day: A Mare Egg...

     "A Mare Egg, Her Wrist, "Miss Two 'U'"