"W thought we smelt the afterglow
of sexual desire.
We snorted more and...Blimey! Cor!
'Tis Drumpf's coiffure, afire --
which odor's not unlike some hot
ignited whitewall tire."
Is there room on Mt. Rushmore for Donald...? Should its quartet of dudes make some space...? Is there room on Mt. Rushmore for Donald...