Mauditations

     ("Mau(n)dering"...? "A Mauder of Prose"...? 

"Maudern Thymes"...? "Maudus Operandi"...? 

You decide!)

Does 'Maud' rhyme with 'bawd'...?

Does 'Gonne' rhyme with 'faun'...?
Or does 'Maud' rhyme with 'god'
and 'Gonne' rhyme with 'naan'...?
'Maud' rhymes not with 'mud,'
nor does 'Gonne' rhyme with 'gun.'
Still, this whole freakin' prácás
I'll keep an eye on.