The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 7: Spot the Hits!

"Heil, Hitler'ans! Hierophantin'...?"

     Ep. 7: Poza-Cola

 

(Let's suspend this remembrance of Pola
and grab hold of a cold Poza-Cola.
Why...? Because (so ads say) 
it's the pause that -- ole! --
cools that hot Latin hem'globin. 'Ola!)

Runcibl'd Spooner: Waters Under the Bus & Follow-up on F**z's Folly

"Gyro Geeks Go Galivantin'"

The Regent and

the Paris Beau:

best samples of 

the beaver hat...?

     Would Dorothy “Kam-

mie” Kamenshek

get toss’d were she 

to heave her bat…?

     Moral:

De askin' -- twice! -- de silly questin'

sure to brin' de Indy jestin.'

Young Morganfield, Jug Corners' favorite 

son, was my best friend: My buddy.

     Even buddies know that made-in-

heaven friendships end: ‘Bye, Muddy!

     Moral:

Tho’ loved be delta blues, they ne'er fore’er amuse.