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Saturday, September 7, 2024

De Diebus Natale

     Today is day one of his 83rd year.
They cry, "Happy Birthday," but Gramps doesn't hear.
     They hand him a card all his relatives sign'd.
Its greetings fall flat, though; he's legally blind.
     No birthday cake's offer'd; he's watching his weight.
Some candle-topp'd broccoli's serv'd on a plate.
     When ask'd for his key to life, what does he say...?
"I'll somehow contrive to survive through today."
     Tomorrow's day two of his 83rd year...
 
     (to be continued; a work in progress)

How Those Who's Whos Hold Their Hooch

The Pol Pot 
The Manute Bowl 
The Carafe Vaughn Williams
The Canteenflas 
The Ed Decanter
 













The Johnny Cask
The Yogi Barrel 
The Gertrude Stein
The Maurice Jar
The Kurt Vial










The Samuel Liter
The Elena Keg
The Flask Gordon
The J. Fred Muggs
The Sydney Carton












...and, with apologies,
The Gary Couper and 
The Georgie Vessel

     (More images to come: 
a work in progress)

Of Pontiffs and Potables

Each verse in the  poem  below selects  from two to four  beverages, (pick'd  poisons), the  last- mentioned of which  is always crème d...