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"'Til Terminated,
T's Thoughts Turn, Time and Time Again, to Trump" #2 pencil on photocopy paper, cropped and digitally modified 4" x 4" |
A 'toon be Mrs. Andy Gump.
Poor broad's puss? Paw'd by randy Trump.
Behold Beyoncé's baby bump!
Who owns that ova? Maybe Trump?
Can clods compact to form a clump?
They can! They forge abnorma' Trump.
Deck MAGA hats the city dump?
Hell! Hoard$ got hawk'd. Don't pity Trump!
El Presidente's effing plump.
A fool's vain errand: reffing Trump.
Fine frauen? Trump's wed three (no frump).
All speak no...hear no...see no Trump!
"Good golly, Papa's such a grump."
(Young Barron thinks not much o' Trump.)
Hides bigly hair a midget's hump?
Who pillages the fridge? It's Trump!
Ivanka's Da's scores? In a slump.
Says she, "You still my winna,' Trump."
Jared Kushner's cryin,' "Jump!"
At Mueller? Nope! At Lyin' Trump.
Kill the ref! Then kill the ump!
(Then kill, as well, that filthy Trump.)
Lymphoma! Look: a tiny lump.
What's next? Cue weepy, whiney Trump!
Melange o' cysts -- cysts on his rump.
Who owns those mumps? Dishonest Trump.
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