Their Lost Cause Rebel Yellfie
quells our Wicked Witch's Spellfie,
quells our Wicked Witch's Spellfie,
my Anti-personnelfie
and your Norman Bates Motelfie.
Their Solid Xerogelfie
(as it flaunts its daunting smellfie)
fells our Dhammazedi Bellfie
and Rossini's William Tellfie.
fells our Dhammazedi Bellfie
and Rossini's William Tellfie.
Their Celtic Clootie Wellfie,
which dispells my Asphodelfie
and your Seventh Ring Of Hellfie,
which dispells my Asphodelfie
and your Seventh Ring Of Hellfie,
pelts S. Claus's Fav'rite Elfie.
Their Columbian Cartelfie,
with your So Long, Fare Thee Wellfie
and my Third-Grade Show-'n'-Tellfie:
not a one's "just one more selfie."
