Former First Son-in-law Jared Cushioner
Theatrical Polymath Noel Cowhide
Singer Johnny Cashmere
Playwright George Bernard Shawl
Actor Cloth Rains
Actress Canvas Bergen
Minimalist Composer Philip Glassine
Dr. Martin Loofah King, Jr.
Actor Benedict Cumberbund
Astronomer Neil deGrasse Ties
Actor Denzel Washantung
President BarRag Obama
Greek Philosopher Socksrates
