Frontiersman/hero (if you trust the spin):
Daniel Boone.
Deport all freakin' Rus who're Lorna's kin!
Ban Yul Doone!
Moral:
Danny...? Yul...? Neither's cool.*
* One alternate pronunciation of 'Yul'
necessitates that the final half of the line be
read 'Both be dull.' (Smoking, nonsmoking:
we are proud to offer both.)
* * * * *
Bombshell (blondine), symbol (sex).
Adorable Diana Dors.
Their nosh...? Tyrannosaurus Rex:
The 'orrible Yaidanadaurs.
Moral:
That boobs make broads dyscraysic (sic)...?
Abroad since mid-Jurayssic (sic).
Poet Poe pens nonsense verse. "...plus phun," puns Uly, "I disburse." Its gamut runs from spam to worse. The matter posted...? Poe's diverse -- most, postcards from his universe, replies to grudges he must nurse. My summary...? Let me be terse: a mitzva, mostly. (Not a curse.)
Saturday, May 2, 2020
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