Frontiersman/hero (if you trust the spin):
Daniel Boone.
Deport all freakin' Rus who're Lorna's kin!
Ban Yul Doone!
Moral:
Danny...? Yul...? Neither's cool.*
* One alternate pronunciation of 'Yul'
necessitates that the final half of the line be
read 'Both be dull.' (Smoking, nonsmoking:
we are proud to offer both.)
* * * * *
Bombshell (blondine), symbol (sex).
Adorable Diana Dors.
Their nosh...? Tyrannosaurus Rex:
The 'orrible Yaidanadaurs.
Moral:
That boobs make broads dyscraysic (sic)...?
Abroad since mid-Jurayssic (sic).
PlaysWellWithLetters is a blogorrheal notebook of Nonsense in rhyming metres accompanying often-inconsequential sequencial graphics all issuing from the hands and/or minds of Sgt. N. ("Jim") Smithe-Magee, amateur author/illustrator whose several books are available online from Politics & Prose Bookstore under the nom de charade Ulysses Poe.
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