A's also for Alfie snuff’d snappin' a salfie.
B is for Boris who fell off his horris.
B's also for Bob; he ate tainted kohlrobby.
C is for Carla dispatch’d in her parla.'
C's also for Clyde; 'twas a pact suicyde.
D is for David who fail’d to get savid.
D's also for Dale brain’d with golf-ball-sized hale.
E is for Evelyn pierc’d by a jevelyn,
and for Elise fin'lly resting in pise.
F is for Faust forced to "give up the gaust."
F is also for Frank – heard the Fat Lady sank.
G is for George who ate poisonous porr'ge,
G is also for Gidget whose body turn’d fridget.
H is for Harry whose corpse we must barry,
G's also for Henry who perish’d in pen'ry.
I's for Ignatius; that cyst prov’d sebatius.
I's also for Ida who’s bit by a spida.
J is for Jim (surgeons sliced off a lim),
J is also for Judas drown'd in the Bermudas.
K is for Keith who waxed wa-a-ay too obeith.
K is also for Keyser who suffer’d a seysier.
L is for Lance overrun by red ance,
L is also for Linda who burn’d to a cinda.
M is for Modred who ask’d, "Is this loadred...?"
M’s also for Morris; the levee proved porris.
N is for Ned; no one knew he was ded.
O is also for Oliver; shot (a revoliver).
P's for Pandora who hang’d -- oh, the horra!
Q's also for Quinn; too much tonicless dginn.
R is for Ron who was quarter’d and dron.
S...? For Samantha; thought pills were the antha.
T is for Tom; bought a gun; bought the fom.
U ith altho for Uther, who'th alwayth a luther.
V is for Victor; dead! (Obiter dictor.)
W…? Wayne who’s most savagely slayne.
X is for Xavier; jail’d (bad behavier).
Y is for Yves; gone...nor's no one who'll gryves.
Z is for Zeke; just another turn’d cheke.