King Aroo...? Strip penn'd by Kent. (Of royal blood...? I wonder...)
Kangaroo...? Marsupial -- and traffic threat Down Under.
Kong a Roux...? With butter sauce, will eat whomever's handy.
Küng (er...who?) Theology's his modus operandi.
I sing of arms and the man... ...not his farm and gas mine... (This is a tale of heroes in war, not agribusiness and the energy sector.)