Oliver...? Hearty.
(Was Eliott ghoul’d…?)
They say Ben was blue.
Orville…? Wilbur…? Both right!
What is Jeanne…? D’Arc…and light,
while Olivia’s wild.
Oscar…? Wild as well. Barney…? Frank.
(Barry’s not white.)
Betty’s white. Joel's gone grey.
Went Felicia too far…?
With whom’s Debra been messing…?
(I know Roslyn’s kind.)
People ask, “Will Jim back us…?”
Dame May…? Always witty.
(That Jack was no lemon
most researchers find.)
Immanuel can’t,
though I've learn'd that James can.
I’ve seen Christopher walkin,’
scratch'd PDQ’s back.
Plus, I’m told that George went,
and that Kevin’s still spacey.
(Proactive celebrities…?
Hardly a lack.)
I’m assur'd Ron’s not silver.
(Was Lorne ever green…?)
John and William both hurt.
One can see Sharon’s small.
Irene…? Done. Edna…? Best.
But how crabby was Buster…?
How wooly was Monte…?
(Lucille was no ball.)
Natalie would, although
Coach Morgan wouldn.’
And Michael J….? Fox'd!
Was Sir David not lean…?
As for Grange, Grooms and Schoendienst…
not one of ‘em’s red...
while I think Pink is pink…
if you know what I mean.
Cesar’s frank, Kwami’s brown,
although Dawn isn’t French.
Jack and Lewis aren’t black,
nor does Gabriel burn.
I know Judith is light.
Folks claim Buddy is rich,
and I’m sure Fred is friendly…
But now it’s your turn.