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Monday, August 5, 2019

Who Shat on Whom? Or, Does the Exception Always Prove the Stool?

Little Miss Mufti…? She shat on Ed Tufte.
Little Jack Horace…? He shat on Chuck Norris.
Little Brass Ambo...? He shat on John Rambo.
Little Blow Peep...? On Uriah -- young Heep.
Brave Little Toot shat on George Frederick Root.
Grave Little Nell shat on Patti LaBelle.
Mary's contrary: she shat on Rick Perry. 
But fat Mrs. Spratt gave no shit where she shat.

What A's STILL Not For: A Revision & Reissue Of An Early Illuminated Alphabet

The 2019 original "What A's Not For," addressed to a youth and his sister, indicated one at a time in alphabetical order to th...