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Monday, August 5, 2019

Who Shat on Whom? Or, Does the Exception Always Prove the Stool?

Little Miss Mufti…? She shat on Ed Tufte.
Little Jack Horace…? He shat on Chuck Norris.
Little Brass Ambo...? He shat on John Rambo.
Little Blow Peep...? On Uriah -- young Heep.
Brave Little Toot shat on George Frederick Root.
Grave Little Nell shat on Patti LaBelle.
Mary's contrary: she shat on Rick Perry. 
But fat Mrs. Spratt gave no shit where she shat.

The Cabinet Of Dr. Calimari-Lago: AG Matt Gaetz

With sundry twisted Epstein  mates  o'e   r ice-thin ethics rules Matt skates, Takes pre-pubescent girls  on  "dates"...? What...