The name of the song
is call'd "Styes in My Arse."
But what the name's call'd
may be wrong.
The name really is
The name really is
"How to Neut a Wild Shoe."
But that's just
But that's just
the name of the song.
The song's really call'd
The song's really call'd
"Have Some Aces of Pete's."
But that's merely
But that's merely
what the song's call'd.
The song really is
The song really is
"What's the Name of the Song...?"
Let me sing it!
Let me sing it!
Too long have I've stall'd.