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Saturday, November 25, 2023

Carpe Diembryo! Another Nine Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Stregghe & Other Neggromanteggs

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      Roelodeggs
      
      My Roelodeggs lists, A through Z,
      Rhoede Eisland Reds who lay for me.
      All Australorps appear there, too --
      as Dominiques and Leghorns do.



 "Roemeo & Juliegg"

  William Sheggspeare
  wrote it;
  a pair of eggs
  emote it.


   
   Umberto Eggo

   He'll sign your book
   before he goes.
   He's dubb'd this prose
   "The Names of Roes."



  Pete Seegger

  In lieu of 
  a folksong
  he'll sing you 
  a yolksong.

Eggsquisite Corpse

Fold me once...? Hide a clue.*
Fold me twice...? Hide number two.
Fold me thrice...? Conceal from view
a wonder seen by but a few.

*Recall the adage "Fool me once: shame on you..." infamously mangled by George Bush.
 
 Eggphonesis 

 Leggsemes 
 not to be repeated...?
 "!)@(#*$&!..."
 [eggspletive deleted]



 Meggalangelo...? 

 The Egg-
 On-Knee 
 & The Eggs-
 To-Sea.




  Deggoration

  Festoon'd in a style known as
  Czeggosloveggian...
  ...if not Roemanian...
  ...or Broebdeggneggian...

  

Stregghe

Yo(lk), 
eggnobles!
Troells 
'n' troebles...?

Carpe Diembryo! Another Eggcentriegg Ovaview: Saint Eggnatius of Loyova

 


Eggseggesis 

Loyova's, fin'lly, on the map.
'Twas put there by this selfless chap.
But followers of Saint Eggnatius...?
Few more grasping 'n' rapacious.

Christmas Day: A Mare Egg...

     "A Mare Egg, Her Wrist, "Miss Two 'U'"