Spoona Hakuna

Hakuna matata: Swahili for ‘all’s A-OK!’

Ha! Tuna piccata: swell lemon-ghee-capers sauté.

     Moral:

All’s Swah’l that ends Swah’l.

Spooner Knees & Cocks

Trick knees: patella luxation.
Knick'd trees: white pine pilferation.
     Moral:
Bend 'em or lend 'em!
Ride a cock horse: 
an occurrence you brave in life 
when, a young gent, on Da's
bent knee you're set.
     "Hide a rock...? 'Course!": 
an assurance to knave cum wife, 
"I'll bury baubles you 
burglarize, Pet." 
     Moral:
Mind your hubby! Find your hobby!