Uly Poe pens dogg'rel verse.
"'Tis fun," hums Uly, "I disburse."
The gamut runs from bad to worse.
The matter treated...? Quite diverse --
most, postcards from his universe,
replies to grudges he must nurse.
My summary...? Let me be terse:
a blessing largely. (Not a curse.)
Herbert Walker play'd the hawk, Herr Prescott play'd the banker. Jeb play'd pol, while W,* y'all recall, play'd quite the _______.** * 'Dub'-ya.' ** 'Rank heir,' 'canker,' 'wanker,' '(blank)er'...?
There's Wade v Roe. There's Brown v Bo'-. There's Griswold v Connecticut. What's pendin'...? Me v Tweeledee* in re that bouncin' check he cut. * Other mss show variants here; among them: "Tennessee" (the playwright), "Park Chung-hee" and "Kenny G." One even shows "Smithe-Magee." (Tho' why would poetaster Poe sue an alter ego?)