AuroraBorealphabet
comprises twenty-six
substratospheric oddities:
my Technicolor pics.
My Bacchanalphabet delights
in rites
of Dionysus:
I satirize six satyr plays for 'S.'
For
'I,' it’s ISIS.
My chapbook, Chaparralphabet,
shows
six and twenty plants.
Each blooms
in northern Baja,
there
its scrubland to enhance.
My so-called Donegalphabet
commends the Em'rald Isle.
(I wrote,
as well, a Dalphabet,
Afghanistani-style.)
My gem-like Emmentalphabet's
unfurled the world of cheese –
Areeshes trough Zanetti Parmigianos.
(See: no Bries,)
I penn'd
a FemmeFatal'phabet;
dark
ladies shape its theme:
all
Mses who emasculate,
all Mrses
who scheme.
On pace
to trace a Galphabet
of
naughty girls and nice,
I
switch'd my gears: "Should not, my dears,
Fatal'phabet suffice…?"
Among my works: Halalphabet.
It features food taboos.
(OK'd are artichokes and ziti.
Not OK'd is booze.)
My International'phabet
lists patriotic songs.
Some ten plus two require kazoo.
(One specs suspended gongs.)
You might enjoy Joualphabet:
my trips to Montreal
exposed me to their language blue –
in Quebecoisey drawl.)
My curious Kanalphabet*
portrays the manhole covers
from Poland’s cities -- twenty-six! –
sage rummaging discovers.
* 'Kanal' is Polish for
'sewer.'
In viewing my Lo-Calphabet,
do dieters explore
the benefits of kelp and grits…?
They do. (Seems less is
more!)
My MyGalSalphabet corrals
those gals with punk reputes --
tarts, hookers, slags, streetwalkers, hags,
loose women, prostitutes.
Behold Neanderthalphabet:
ancestral tales it tells --
from Australos through salmon roes
to "...zimple zingle zells."
Oedipalphabet...
Pastoralphabet...
Quetzalcoatlphabet...
Roncevalle'phabet...
Saturnalphabet...
TajMahalphabet...
UberAll'phabet...
Valhallphabet...
Wallphabet
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Y'allphabet
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