Fred C. Dobbs:
"If yer plannin' on smokin' them cigars,
you'll need matches. Where's yer matches...?
Let's see 'em."
Gold Hat:
"Matches...? We ain't got no matches.
We don't need no matches. I don't have to
show you no stinkin' matches."
(Day 736)
Fred C. Dobbs:
"If yer as poor as ya claim, yer serapes' be
full o' patches. Where's yer patches...?
Let's see 'em.
Gold Hat: "Patches...? We ain't got no patches.
We don't need no patches...
(Day 82,054)
Fred C. Dobbs: "If ya'd just come
from Ash Wednesday service, yer foreheads'd be
smudg'd with ashes. Where's yer ashes...?
Let's see 'em."
Gold Hat: "Ashes...? We ain't got no ashes.
We don't need....
(Day 9,998,976,001)
Fred C. Dobbs:
"If yer compadres were really members
of the Italian Socialist Party, they'd be Fascists.
Where's yer Fascists...?
Let's see 'em.
Gold Hat: "Fascists...?
We ain't got no Fascists...
(Day 6,392,805,620,395,847)
Fred C. Dobbs:
"If ya keep insistin' on sashayin' around
in them skimpy two-piece bathin' suits, you'll
need pageants. Where's your pageants...?
Let's see 'em...
Gold Hat:
"Pageants...?”
(Day 83,492,736,574,839,283,759,293)
Fred C. Dobbs:
"If yer true Muslims you’ll need hajjes.
Where's yer hajjes..."