In the interests of a free and fair election,
both candidates are referenced by name in the
body of the text, Mr. Biden in the thirteenth
line, Mr. Trump several lines thereafter, their
positions in the poem, their height or depth,
reflective of their current positions, high or
low, in a cross section of polls.
Ring-ding-a-ding!
So: if one would be King,
of the
things
one must do, what’s the very first thing…?
To sing,
“Ab-ra-ca-dab!
Badda bing, badda boom!
Cu-cu-
ru-cu-cu-ru!
Ding-dong-ding, ding-dong-doom!
Eenie-
meen,
eenie-mine! Fiddle-diddle-dee-dee!
Ga-ga-
ga-ram
ma-sa-la! Hee-haw! Ho! Haw-hee!
In-a-
gadda-da-veed!
Ja-da-Joe-ja-da-jing!
Kan-kee-
kee!
Kama-sutra! La-dah-doo-dah-ding!
Ma-ma-
mi-a!
Na-nu! Ob-la-di! Ob-la-Don!
Pa-pa-
raz-zi!
Quee-queg! Ra-ma-la-ma! Soup-çon!
Tra-la-
la!
Ubu Roi! Va-va-va-va-va-voom!
Whack-a-
mole!
Xa-na-doo! Yip-pee! Zizz-zizz-i-zoom!”
Having
sung
the above, what’s the second-most thing…?
One must
sing
it all…backwards – IF one would be King.
