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Wednesday, March 11, 2020

MLB Spoon

“Bang the Drum Slowly”:
De Niro show'd range.
Sang the bum, drolly:
“A little spare change…?”
     Moral:
Take me out of the ball game.

The Walrus Philharmonic

This walrus plays the autoharp. This walrus plays the boatswain's call. This walrus plays the clavichord. (No walrus lives who plays ...