Named Future Weather Events (needs work) Unpub)

Hurricane Sciroccky Balboa

     Wild-Fyrevush Finkel

Heat Wave Grilliam Shatner

     Heat Wave Larry Scorch 

Heat Wave Harvey Firescreen

     Heat Wave Desert Arnaz

Heat Wave Sahara Palin

     Heat Wave Linda Lava

Heat Wave Melt Torme

     Heat Wave Smoking Robinson 

Heat Wave Ken Burns 

     Heat Wave Dolly Parchin'

Heat Wave Piping Laurie 

     Heat Wave Alexander Scalder 

Heat Wave Fever Cleaver 

     Heat Wave Roasta Parks

 

Heat Wave Hotta Mari 

     Heat Wave Arid Melber 

Heat Wave Gene Sultry 

     Heat Wave Swelter Cronkite

 

Heat Wave Tammy Faye Baker

     Heat Wave Jean-Michel Baskiat

Heat Wave Stephen Fry

     Heat Wave Peter Boil

Heat Wave Humid Heffner

     Heat Wave James Broilin’

Heat Wave Steamin’ Colbert

     Heat Wave Patrick Warmburton

Heat Wave Char'd Leaves Theron

     Heat Wave Kindle Jenner

Heat Wave Crisp Kristopherson

     Heat Wave Rip Torrid

Asstonishing! or Lines Written at Seat Pleassant (Past)

     I’ve
dined in Anaheinie, Callipygia.
     I’ve
sat me down in Arsealona, Spain.
     In
Bunnsylfannya’s Bethleham I‘ve visited my sister.
     My
Nana lives in Kinnebuttport, Maine.
 
     In New
York, I’ve pass’d through Pooperstown and Scarstail.
     When in
Germany, to Dusselduff I trot.
     In  
Canada, Quebackside. Also, Oniontario.
     In South
Africa…? Buttswana (though it’s hot).
 
     On Butt-
ocksi, Mississippi last July I paid a call.
     In
 Dallass, Texass, maybe twice I’ve tour’d.
     In
Prairie Tushien, Wisconsin yesterday I stopp’d.
     It’s ass-
tonishing! In fact, it’s all absurd.
 
     I
bought a book of pictures of the Bottoman Rumpire.
     I
plann’d to visit, but I never did.
     There’s
Hamstead Heath and Crackow, Poland. Malibooty Breach.
     (Keister
Island still sits somewhere off the grid.)
 
     There’s
Derryere in Ireland. Austailia’s Canberra.
     Ken-
tuchus in the good ol’ USA.
     I’ve
visited the lot. So: are they asinine or not…?
     (I’ll tread the
dread Bumuda Triangle…someday…)