As Ron doubles down on his book-banning spree,
loads of woke tomes sink beneath his decree.
loads of woke tomes sink beneath his decree.
Of phonebook bans Ron's now the Sunshine State's pretor:
"Discomforting names...? 'Harry,' 'Willie,' 'Rod,' ‘Peter’...”
"Discomforting names...? 'Harry,' 'Willie,' 'Rod,' ‘Peter’...”
Prohibiting cookbooks is part of Ron’s schtick:
“I'll not watch our kids forced to view ‘Spotted Dick’...
“I'll not watch our kids forced to view ‘Spotted Dick’...
...nor 'Bubble 'n' Squeak'...nope, nor 'Toad in the Hole' --
woke recipes meant for some bibliopole."
Shall art books be spared, Guv'nor...? “No! 'Cuz they're lewd --
woke statues of Romans de-figleaf'd. (They're nude.)”
But what of Picasso...? And what about Titian...?
"Tits 'n' Pick-Assos...? They lead to coition!"
"History books must treat Uncle Sam right:
so CRT's outlaw'd -- lest power wash'd white.
Econ texts tracing a shrinking rupee...?
"Far too suggestive..." (His base would agree.)
Music instruction books: need they be burn'd...?
"Woke G-strings...? Woke F-holes...? That lot must be spurn'd."
Most sports books remain "no problemo" for Ron,
“...tho' sports betting books I shall keep my eye on...
“...tho' sports betting books I shall keep my eye on...
...as I stand in the way of our kids and each book...
...to become your next POTUS -- by hook and by crook."
(And by , doubtless, more GOP gobbledegook.)