The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 18: Forbidden Fruitcake

 

"Wicked Warlock's Warrantee"

   Ep. 18: Lac Pozao

When "Which playground for comrades of Mao
who've been bann'd from Bill's bar in Bilbao
has won 'Best for Free Sex...'?"
asks a friend of you ex-,
recommend to that friend Lac Pozao.

The Placozoa Chronicles. Episode 17: Pass the Maypole Syrup!

"Vicious Vole (de)Vouring Vivian Vance"

      Ep. 17: Calzoopa

May Day's menu...? For starters, try yams
topp'd with droplets of bearberry jams.
The entree's a pie -- 
freeze-dried butterfly's thigh.
What's for pudding...? Calzoopa di clams.

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 16: Star Dreck

"Uncle's (Ugh!) Unsightly Underpants"

     Ep. 16: A C.Z.A. Loop 

Track this Placozoistical scoop:
space-time's squeez'd through a C.Z.A. Loop! 
What's the upshot...? Our Moon's
trined albino-hued prunes

and our Milky Way's mock turtle soup.