When Drumpft deploys a word,
Steve Bannon tends to say
the first word traipsing thru his brain,
whatever 'tis, okay...?"
(Such games psychotics play.)
Say, Drumpft pronounces, 'Musk'!
Then Bannon answers "'-rat'!
Are muskrats not small rodents,
ones that stink...like Hunter's scat...?
Aren't muskrats where it's at...?"
If Drumpft re-mutters, 'Musk'!,
this time Steve answers, "'-eeto'!
Muskeetoes sneak up from behind
to bite your samalito.
Best travel incognito."
Again Drumpft whispers, 'Musk'!
but Bannon shouts, "'-atel'!
Let's dine! I'm fine with 'wino wine.'
No blanc; no zinfandel."
(Fred, Jr., knew this well.)
Once more, Drumpft echoes "...'Musk'!
But Steve replies, "-ovite'!
Such fool's gold's pann'd in Putinland.
With Vladimir you're tight.
To Vlad you pander, right...?"
"It's 'Elon,' 'Elon,' 'Elon'
I want to hear, you felon,"
screams Drumpft. "Just say,
'E-e-lon-n-n,' okay...?"
But Bannon's busy spellin':
"If 'm' I add (Sir, don't get mad),
it's '-melon' then I say.
('Muskmelonhead'!"
is what Steve said.
Steve hopes Musk lopes away.)
