(To view images of all finished 16" x 20" canvases, scroll down below this post or visit blog archive at bottom of home page and select specific items.)
Roy Orbison + wide-wale corduroy = Corduroy Orbison
Antonio Banderes + neckerchief and bandana = Antonio Bandanas
Gerard Depardieu + adult diaper = Gerard Diaperdieu
Bill Cosby + piece of non-medical gauze = Bill Gauzeby
Edgar Allan Poe + khaki-color'd peau de soie = Edgar Allan Peau de Soie
Burl Ives + burlap coffee sack = Burlap Ives
Fiorello La Guardia + Old Glory-motif'd cotton bunting = Fiorello Flaguardia
Ker Dullea + lace table runner = Kier Du Lace
Tiny Tim + Reynolds aluminum foil = Tiny Timfoil
Harrison Ford + faux bearskin = Harrison Fur'd
Noam Chomsky + 6-inch upholstery foam = Foam Chomsky
Tintin + remnant of shiny-surfaced cotton = Satintin
John Lennon + linen tablecloth = John Linen
Bill Murray + Marimekko-style cotton sheet = Bill Murrimekko
Kevin Garnet + NBA basketball net = Kevin GarNet
Bill O'Reilly + bed pillow = Pillow Riley
Denholm Elliott + stressed blue jeans = Denim Elliott
Che Guevara + crochet'd tablecloth = Crochet Guevara
Sir Fred Hoyle + section of oilcloth = Sir Fred Hoylecloth
George Gamow + piece of camouflage-pattern'd cotton = George Gamowflage
Sam-I-Am + embroidery sampler = Sampler-I-Ampler
(Other samplers not drawn on: Little Black Sampler, Son of Sampler, Uncle Sampler, Yosemite Sampler and Sampler the Shampler (and the Pharaohs)
Henri Matisse + pieces of wrapping tissue = Henri MaTissue
Vladimir Putin + tartan pattern'd plaid = Plaidimir Putin
Material Girls completed thus far:
Olive Oyl + a batiste remnant = Olive Voile
Men of the Cloth in progress:
Hermann Hessian
Franz Kalfskin
Sackrates
Denzel Washantung
David Ogden Stiersucker
Eamon de Valoura
Clark Sable
Clauth Rains
Chiang kai Check
Cheesecloth of Nazareth
Chenille deGrasse Tyson
Cisco Kidskin
Calvin Crewelidge
Cho En-Lycra
Cheviot Chase
Chenille O'Neill
ChifFonzie
Captain Hookrug
Casey Stencil
Charlie "Yardbird" Parquet
Cotton Mather
Arthur Conan Doily
Sackclotherell Sitwell
Bath Matsterson
Arthur Vinyl Davis
Audie Mufti
Alexander Gingham Bell
Alan Jay Velourner
Al Gore-Tex
Angora Vidal
Franklin
Delano Roosefelt
Feodor ChiliaPinstripe
Fustian
Fleming
Fabricky
Gervaise
Fur de Grofe
Ferlin Husk
Felton John
General Curtis Lame
General Curtis Lame
James “Mad
Dog” Mattress
Gilgamesh
George
Szellophane
Gay Celise
George
Bernard Shawl
George Twill
Gaberdine
Martin
Hopsack Braff
Hopalong
Tappestry
IsSackcloth
Hayes
I. M.
Paisley
Iggy Poplin
Jack
Kerouwax Paper
J. L.
Ackrillic
James K.
Polkadot
Jack
Lemonate
Jay Lenolium
Jack
Elaminate
Jimmy
DurAntimacassar
Jack Paarchment
John
Toweling
Jack Web
Jose
Fleeceiano
James
Calicoco
Jute Law
Johnny
Cashmere
Jean-Michel
Basquiatweave
Jersey
Kosinski
Knit Romney
Khaki Chan
Kevlar
Burton
Kapok Shakur
Linen
Johnson
The Lone
Raingear
Lionel
Hempton
Louis
Farrakhanvas
Leathurgood
Marshall
Mink the
Merciless
Monty Wooly
Martin
Loofah King, Jr.
Mattress
McConaughey
Marlon
Bandeau
Martin
Screen
Man Rayon
Mr. T-Shirt
Muhammadras
Ali
Maurice
Ravelveteen
Morgandy
Freeman
Mark Twine
Mohairy
Pottter
Neil Patrick
Harris Tweed
Noel Cowhide
Orlon Chaney
Paul Kleenex
Poncho Villa
Pincushion
Zukerman
Plush
Limbaugh
Pat Buckram
Porky
Pigskin
Peter
O’Tulle
Papierre
Beaumache
Percale
Roberts
Quilt
Chamberlain
Raffia Nadal
Ragamemnon
Richie
Veilens
Robert
Shroud
Salvador
Doily
Spiro Ragnew
Steve
Mnuchintz
Serge
Koussevitski
Saran Paul
Sherlock
Homespun
Sir John
Falstaffeta
Stitch
Henderson
Tom Hankies
Tick Cheney
Ty-Dye Cobb
Tarpo Marx
Terrycloth-Thomas
Ultrasuede
Boggs
Vellum
Shakespeare
Vincent Van
Gauze
Velvets
Presley
Woodrow
Woolson
William
Howard Taffeta
Warren Spahnhdex
Worsted Cruz
Xinjiango
Reinhardt
Yosemite
Sampler
Zane Crepe
Alpaca ChinoMaterial Girls in progress:
Organdeedee Myers
Sarah Palint
Penelope Crewels
Jutey Garland
Acetatum O'Neal
Sarah
Huckabee Sandpaper
Margaret
Thatch
Lame West
Britney
Spearsucker
Canvas
Bergen
Lady
Caroline Lambinate
Condoleezza
Rice Paper
Doily Parton Divinyl
Flannelly
O’Connor
Joan Baeze
Fleece
Witherspoon
Janet Muslin
Jane Curtain
Cate
Blankett
Patti Label
Miss Jane
Marble
Meryl Stripe
Nylonia
Trump
Polyester
Williams
Prunella
Scales
Susan
Saranwrap
Cameron
Diazo
Sheet a
Rivera
Silka Chase
Torigami
Spelling
Dustcloth Springfield
Rugs' Gallery candidates in progress:
Pontius Pile
Samuel Berber
Shaguille O'Neill
Edward Tufted
Monty Wool
Rya Cooder
Don Knotted
JeThrow Tull