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Friday, August 24, 2018

men cloth list

Men of the Cloth completed thus far: 
     (To view images of all finished 16" x 20" canvases, scroll down below this post or visit blog archive at bottom of home page and select specific items.) 

Roy Orbison + wide-wale corduroy = Corduroy Orbison
Antonio Banderes + neckerchief and bandana = Antonio Bandanas
Gerard Depardieu + adult diaper = Gerard Diaperdieu 
Bill Cosby + piece of non-medical gauze = Bill Gauzeby 
Edgar Allan Poe + khaki-color'd peau de soie = Edgar Allan Peau de Soie 

Burl Ives + burlap coffee sack = Burlap Ives
Fiorello La Guardia + Old Glory-motif'd cotton bunting = Fiorello Flaguardia
Ker Dullea + lace table runner = Kier Du Lace
Tiny Tim + Reynolds aluminum foil = Tiny Timfoil
Harrison Ford + faux bearskin = Harrison Fur'd

Noam Chomsky + 6-inch upholstery foam = Foam Chomsky
Tintin + remnant of shiny-surfaced cotton = Satintin
John Lennon + linen tablecloth = John Linen
Bill Murray + Marimekko-style cotton sheet = Bill Murrimekko
Kevin Garnet + NBA basketball net = Kevin GarNet

Bill O'Reilly + bed pillow = Pillow Riley
Denholm Elliott + stressed blue jeans = Denim Elliott
Che Guevara + crochet'd tablecloth = Crochet Guevara
Sir Fred Hoyle + section of oilcloth = Sir Fred Hoylecloth
George Gamow + piece of camouflage-pattern'd cotton = George Gamowflage

Sam-I-Am + embroidery sampler = Sampler-I-Ampler 
     (Other samplers not drawn on: Little Black Sampler, Son of Sampler, Uncle Sampler, Yosemite Sampler and Sampler the Shampler (and the Pharaohs) 
Henri Matisse + pieces of wrapping tissue = Henri MaTissue 
Vladimir Putin + tartan pattern'd plaid = Plaidimir Putin

Material Girls completed thus far:

Olive Oyl + a batiste remnant = Olive Voile

Men of the Cloth in progress:

Hermann Hessian
Franz Kalfskin 
Sackrates 
Denzel Washantung
David Ogden Stiersucker
Eamon de Valoura 
Clark Sable 
Clauth Rains 
Chiang kai Check
Cheesecloth of Nazareth 
Chenille deGrasse Tyson 
Cisco Kidskin
Calvin Crewelidge
Cho En-Lycra 
Cheviot Chase
Chenille O'Neill 
ChifFonzie
Captain Hookrug
Casey Stencil
Charlie "Yardbird" Parquet  
Cotton Mather 
Arthur Conan Doily
Sackclotherell Sitwell
Bath Matsterson
Arthur Vinyl Davis
Audie Mufti
Alexander Gingham Bell
Alan Jay Velourner
Al Gore-Tex
Angora Vidal
Franklin Delano Roosefelt
Feodor ChiliaPinstripe
Fustian Fleming
Fabricky Gervaise
Fur de Grofe
Ferlin Husk
Felton John
General Curtis Lame 

James “Mad Dog” Mattress

Gilgamesh 
George Szellophane 
Gay Celise 
George Bernard Shawl
George Twill
Gaberdine Martin
Hopsack Braff 
Hopalong Tappestry
IsSackcloth Hayes
I. M. Paisley
Iggy Poplin
Jack Kerouwax Paper 
J. L. Ackrillic 
James K. Polkadot 
Jack Lemonate 
Jay Lenolium 
Jack Elaminate 
Jimmy DurAntimacassar
Jack Paarchment 
John Toweling 
Jack Web 
Jose Fleeceiano 
James Calicoco 
Jute Law
Johnny Cashmere
Jean-Michel Basquiatweave
Jersey Kosinski
Knit Romney
Khaki Chan 
Kevlar Burton
Kapok Shakur
Linen Johnson 
The Lone Raingear 
Lionel Hempton
Louis Farrakhanvas 
Leathurgood Marshall
Mink the Merciless 
Monty Wooly
Martin Loofah King, Jr. 
Mattress McConaughey
Marlon Bandeau  
Martin Screen 
Man Rayon 
Mr. T-Shirt
Muhammadras Ali
Maurice Ravelveteen 
Morgandy Freeman 
Mark Twine
Mohairy Pottter
Neil Patrick Harris Tweed
Noel Cowhide
Orlon Chaney
Paul Kleenex 
Poncho Villa 
Pincushion Zukerman 
Plush Limbaugh 
Pat Buckram 
Porky Pigskin 
Peter O’Tulle
Papierre Beaumache 
Percale Roberts
Quilt Chamberlain
Raffia Nadal 
Ragamemnon 
Richie Veilens 
Robert Shroud 
Salvador Doily 
Spiro Ragnew 
Steve Mnuchintz 
Serge Koussevitski
Saran Paul 
Sherlock Homespun 
Sir John Falstaffeta 
Stitch Henderson 
Tom Hankies 
Tick Cheney 
Ty-Dye Cobb 
Tarpo Marx
Terrycloth-Thomas 
Ultrasuede Boggs 
Vellum Shakespeare 
Vincent Van Gauze
Velvets Presley
Woodrow Woolson 
William Howard Taffeta 
Warren Spahnhdex
Worsted Cruz
Xinjiango Reinhardt
Yosemite Sampler
Zane Crepe
Alpaca Chino

Material Girls in progress:

Organdeedee Myers
Sarah Palint
Penelope Crewels
Jutey Garland
Acetatum O'Neal
Sarah Huckabee Sandpaper
Margaret Thatch 
Lame West 
Britney Spearsucker
Canvas Bergen
Lady Caroline Lambinate
Condoleezza Rice Paper
Doily Parton Divinyl

Flannelly O’Connor

Joan Baeze
Fleece Witherspoon 
Janet Muslin
Jane Curtain
Cate Blankett
Patti Label
Miss Jane Marble
Meryl Stripe
Nylonia Trump
Polyester Williams
Prunella Scales
Susan Saranwrap
Cameron Diazo
Sheet a Rivera 
Silka Chase
Torigami Spelling

Dustcloth Springfield 
Rugs' Gallery candidates in progress: 
Pontius Pile
Samuel Berber
Shaguille O'Neill
Edward Tufted
Monty Wool
Rya Cooder 
Don Knotted
JeThrow Tull

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