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Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Speaker Pelosi Channels the Mad Gardener or Meanwhile, Back on Planet Sanity...


"Mar-a-L'Eggo"
Ulysses Poe
Pentel on copy paper
5" by 5"
She thought she heard Uns' Fuehrer's knell,
"I take hydroxychloroquine."
What did Herr yell...? "I shake like hell 
the White House Hydrox cookie tin
to gobble all what tumbles out.
'Tis why I'm (morbidly) so thin."
     She thought she heard Herr's further peal,
"I'm also dosing tabs of zinc."
What did Herr spiel...? "My base's zeal...?
The greatest ever's what I think."
Thinks she, "You know what's really real...?
Mein Herr's Le Duc de Doublethink."


Chary Choice; or, Cooties in the Lard

One playwright, world-weary Sir Noël Cow- ARD,  did not only pen 'em:  in sev'ral he  starr'd.       Check out top dramatist  Cz...