"The 'I'm Off to Maine 'n' Rarin' Ter ___...'"
in which is lyrically elucidated the Vacationland
Sweepstakes entry form text to be completed
by contestants as they describe their single
favorite holiday activity in the Pine Tree State.
"The Mange of the Rhymin' Heir...? Inter!"
in which the poem's narrator pleads that
in which the poem's narrator pleads that
the lesions and scabs of the infected skin
of his scion and beneficiary, also a poet,
be buried with all appropriate ceremony.
"The Range of the Miming Erin Tour"
in which is chronicled in sonnet form the
itinerary of a company of pantomimists
on their extended journey through Ireland.
"The Reign of a Mime in Errant Ur"
which relates in verse the tale of a street
performer and his elevation to the throne of
a great city in ancient Sumer whose leaders
mistake him for their rightful monarch.
