Drumpf 'n' Drumpf's kids to our country laid siege.
I call it vice. They cry, "Noblesse oblige!"
Drumpf spreads for Putin like crackers for cheese.
To each, t'other's "noble." So: noblesse...? Oh, please!
Senior touts Norquist, claims Grover holds keys.
I call it blackmail. Drumpf...? "Noblesse goatees."
Senior's small hands fondle gals' As 'n' Ts.
They shout, "Abuse!" Drumpf cries, "Noblesse nookees!"
Junior'd keep Bangalore's brides on their knees.
He...? "Muslim rules." Me...? "No! Fewer suttees!"
Senior'd have teachers pack heat while they teach.
He...? "I'm for safety." Me...? "Quick! Re-impeach!"
I call it vice. They cry, "Noblesse oblige!"
Drumpf spreads for Putin like crackers for cheese.
To each, t'other's "noble." So: noblesse...? Oh, please!
Senior touts Norquist, claims Grover holds keys.
I call it blackmail. Drumpf...? "Noblesse goatees."
Senior's small hands fondle gals' As 'n' Ts.
They shout, "Abuse!" Drumpf cries, "Noblesse nookees!"
Junior'd keep Bangalore's brides on their knees.
He...? "Muslim rules." Me...? "No! Fewer suttees!"
Senior'd have teachers pack heat while they teach.
He...? "I'm for safety." Me...? "Quick! Re-impeach!"