scant more cheerful, few'r as quick,
none readier than me:
I eat fast
food (who'd not ♥ Happy Meals!).
I sip Alakra Tea.
Art's
Sandwich Shoppe...? I'd best not stop:
no breakfast break for me.
Just
shortcakes -- two -- wash'd down with
demi-tasse of Brevah Tea.
Ma's
off her nut. Don't scoff: we but
agree to disagree.
There is no
reason why we two can't try
lukewarm Çevilla Tea.
The
bitch what's in my kitchenette
(a banjo on her knee):
she lip-syncs
"Dinah," scarfing Dinah's s'mores*
and downing Dinah's Tea.
* Some mss show 'dinosaurs'; some,
'Dinah's sores.' (One 'Dinah Shores.') Does
each reveal a different but no less true
nonsensiosity...? Of course, of course.
Trade
unions fought. 'Twas dearly bought,
the tea-break...and the pee-.
‘Taint
wrong to ask, "How long a task
to steep Etournah Tea...?"
Steel'd
rush-week frats wield cricket bats
with such sadistic glee,
then ask which
brother dumps how many lumps
in whose Fra Turna Tea...?
"Do
bowels not move...? Brew Grahva, love,"
growls Arthur G to me.
Its
pow'r's for real. Just drink: you'll feel
the force of Grahva Tea.
The
joke about the priest, the rabbi
and the manatee
is printed
on each bag -- to view each time
you brew "Heil, Herr!” A Tea.
Half-
lives of crime, from time to time,
may've led to Reading G.*
What
lands Brit pricks -- bang! -- in their nicks...?
The kick...in Iqua Tea.
Be
Jon** some modish son of god,
some neo-deity...?
His drinkin's
pass'd the stinkin' stage:
wa-a-a-a-ay too much Jove E. Allah Tea.
* Reading Gaol, the period Brit nick.
** Jon Bon Jove E Allah, perhaps...?
Doin'
martial sports of sundry sorts,
I soak my judo gi –
when
hot, with puce ju-jitsu juice;
when not, with Karr (hot!) Tea.
'Tweren't
no black buyers, 'cepting Myers,*
in that CDP.**
The
Levitt shack...? She took it black:
both town and Levitt Tea.
* Daisy Myers, hailed as "The Rosa Parks of the
North," in 1957 became Levittown, PA's first African-
American family when she and her husband purchased
a home not from Levitt & Sons, who refused to
sell to African Americans, but from a European-
American family who already owned a home there.
** Census-designated place -- Levittown is
one such.
Thom's
Magic Mount's no tragic fount --
unless Hans Castorp's spree
does
symbolize the reckless rise
of Herr Männ's Straße Tea.
Naughty
Oddity
Paucity
Quality
Reality
Serendipity
Trinity
University
Velocity
Warrantee
eXentricity
Yazoo City
Zesty