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Wednesday, October 19, 2022

The Best Words or One Fine Day During a Former-POTUS's Make-up Cognitive Test

S. Hannity: So, Mr. President: I'll read you a list of four words. I'll then ask you to name a fifth word which correctly completes the pattern established by the first four. Are you ready, sir...? The words are: person, man, woman, camera. And now, Mr. President, the fifth word...?

D. Drumpf: Person, man, woman, camera...PornBut, by the way, Sean: don't forget that deserve extra points for repeating the words in order.

Greasy Spooner

Leading man whom Kate ne'er wedded...
...ill at ease or muddleheaded: 
     Spencer Tracy / tense or spacey 

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