Trump, one fine day recently, at a press briefing:
Before Covid arrived here, I knew:
I said, “Everyone: Do as I do."
Let the TP run out!
What’s the fuss all about...?
No point wipin’: I’m shit through 'n' through!
Trump, one fine day recently, at a grocery store:
You’ll hear people shout “Riot!” That’s bull.
Over these eyes you won’t pull the wool.
Sure, the produce is gone,
but the lights are still on.
And the greeting card aisle’s nearly full!
Trump, one fine day recently, at a local hospital:
Close to sickos, you must don a mask.
Where to get one...? Ugh! Hold on, I’ll ask.
Wow! So many with flu.
Mikey, what should I do...?
“Call The Reaper. He’s up for the task.”
Trump, one fine day recently, at a funeral:
May I say at this perfect event:
What a casket! Not even a dent!
Well, your daughter said “Bye.”
But your sons, when they die...
so's you know: Mar-a-lago’s for rent.
