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Thursday, March 26, 2020

Eggcentricity I

Eggcentric Interrogation:
Third Deggree
Hey, fellas and gals! 
Starting today, on each 
and every morning 'til Easter
(and who knows...? Possibly 
beyond!), an Eggcentricity 
image will appear right here.* 

Collect 'em all! Trade 'em 

with your pals! Don't forget: 
tell all your friends!
    (And be sure to drink 
your "Ova"tine!) 

* Adjacent to it will be a 
verse fragment unrelated 
to the Eggcentricity.




     
     Shiva (a fragment)
She is nothing if not something,
if not everything goy.
Yes, she's Shiva the Yeshiva boy’s gal.
She’s a fun thing. (She’s no nun thing.)
An home run thing…? Oh, boy!
Yes, she's Shiva the Yeshiva boy’s pal.
She’s a plaything, right-away thing.
Bird o' prey thing...? Vey! Oy!
Yes, she's Shiva the Yeshiva boy’s mal.
She’s a Hun thing, hit-‘n’-run thing.
Should one shun…? Or enjoy
Shiva, shiksa from the Suez Canal...?

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