Much depends on the meaning of 'hold.'
I
"Be your rotgut rums or Ripples,
how d'you pooh-bahs tote your tipples...?"
Here's a man in black. Let's ask
the haut-hydrated Johnny Cask:
"Be your sauce, John, Schlitz or 'Scootch,'
how do you Who's Whos hold your hootch...?
And might you moonshine render sterile...?"
Answers John: "Quiz Yogi Barrel."
II
"However judgments you deduce,
how do you jurists lug your juice...?"
"You, Sam...?" "A liter." "'lena...?" "Kegs."
"You, Amy...?" "Ponies -- brims to dregs."
(More to come; a work in progress)
