"Oh, dear," we hear
Herr Drumpf bemohn,
"I seek no
weak-will'd chaperohn!
America's
a combat zohn.
So, where, oh, where
is my Roy Cohn...?"
D'ya hear Drumpf drohn,
"Where's my Roy Cohn...?"...?
My li'l litigious
traffic cohn...?
No waffle cohn's
my cornerstohn!
Oh, where, oh, where
is my Roy Cohn...?
"Where's my cologhn'd
'n' coss'tted crohn...?
My cyclohn...?
My kimohna'd clohn...?
You creeps can keep
your cortisohn:
I ne'er shall share
my ohwn Roy Cohn."
