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Saturday, November 11, 2023

Carpe Diembryo! A Half Dozen Eggcentregg Ovaviews (Clutch Seggs)

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    The Winnebeggo

    In Navaho it means "Great-Egg-
    Which-Transports-White-Man's-Kin."
    Its window screen displays decals
    which boast of where it's been.



The 
Woeuffleball

This alter'd ball you strive to hit.
You strike; you swipe. You slap; you swat.
But do you e'er connect with it...?
No, you do not. No, you do not.


 
Caviar Xugat

As light-brown as a Cuban claro,
SeƱor Xugat married Charo.
Wedded, too, to Abbe Lane,
his tango -- last -- he danced in Spain.



Gegger Counter

If the egg comes from a chicken,
"..tick, tick, tick..." the counter's clickin.'
If the egg comes from a duck,
the counter clicks, "cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck..."



WEinfrey & WEight

Harpo's Ovah...? 
Pegg in clova.
Hair...? Begg! Bucks...? Begg!
(Begg all ova.)





 
   Poachise

   "How!" ("...d'ya like yer eggs,") asks he.
   Which side up...? The side that's sunny...?
   Soft-boil'd...? Minutes two...? Or three...?
   And should yer yolks be hard or runny...?"


Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita Anagramaniacal Opening Lines

Lolita, light of my life...  ...might fail to yell "Foil!"...  ...or opt to yell "Epee!" -- she's just that unpredic...