Carpe Diembryo! A Half Dozen Eggcentregg Ovaviews (Clutch Seggs)

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    The Winnebeggo

    In Navaho it means "Great-Egg-
    Which-Transports-White-Man's-Kin."

    Its window screen displays decals

    which boast of where it's been.

The Woeuffleball

This alter'd ball you strive to hit.
You strike; you swipe. You slap; you swat.
But do you e'er connect with it...?
No, you do not. No, you do not.

 

Caviar Xugat

As light-brown as a Cuban claro,
Señor Xugat married Charo.
Wedded, too, to Abbe Lane,
his tango -- last -- he danced in Spain.

Gegger Counter

If the egg comes from a chicken,
"..tick, tick, tick..." the counter's clickin.'
If the egg comes from a duck,
the counter clicks, "cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck..."

WEinfrey & WEight

Harpo's Ovah...? 

Pegg in clova.

Hair...? Begg! Bucks...? Begg!

(Begg all ova.)

 

   Poachise

   "How!" ("...d'ya like yer eggs,") asks he.

   Which side up...? The side that's sunny...?

   Soft-boil'd...? Minutes two...? Or three...?

   And should yer yolks be hard or runny...?"