Conchie Spooner

One hears of battles won upon 
the playing fields of Eton,

but ne’er of bloodbaths’ aftermaths:

the flaying peels, half eaten.

     Moral:

“Into the breach”…? F**k that speech!

Degrees (Positive, Comparative, Superlative)

Degrees
Begin by printing a hard copy of this image. 
Next, using scissors or a razor blade, cut carefully 
along the dotted line. Remove the USA-shaped paper scrap,
then Scotch tape the entire remaining sheet to your bathroom mirror 
and, while looking into the USA-shaped negative space...
reflect.