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Thursday, May 7, 2020

Runcibl'd Spooner: 2020 Asspirational

Which Chump-in-Chief, when voted out,
encounters hist’ry’s greatest rout...?
Trump! Donald Trump...? Donald Trump!
Put out to pasture...? Not in doubt.
At last that gonif's out o' clout.
Rump. Ta, null’d Rump...? Ta, null'd Rump!

     Moral:
...and freakin' stay out!

School for Connochaetes

Who'll train to tutor wildebeests…?
(Not crusty nuns. Not lusty priests.)
Hey, St. Jean-Baptiste de la Salle:
please lay on us Le Gnu Normale!

The Doughboy Don Drumpf of Down D'here: an Homage to Mildred Plew Meigs Brought to You by the Letter D

WTF! It's Sir POTUS,  Don Drumpf of Down D'ere, of whose op'randi modus  we all must beware. Yet it's hard to ignore  the re...