Señor Sid O’Zinn’s Seventh Voyage ‘Round Archaedian Acres Retirement Village (Another Gashlycrumb Sequel)

A’s for Alexis. Lord knows what her sex is!
B is for Bryan. His budg'rigar's dyin.’
C is for Claude. Claude’s complexion is flaw’d.
D is for Don. Jogs with not a stitch on.
E’s for Edwina. (Don serv'd her subpoena.)

F is for Fritz. Keep your distance: Fritz spits.
G is for Gil. He's (quote): "Under the hill."
H is for Hugh. I'd steer clear, were I you.  
I is for Iris. Her skin’s like papyrus.
J is for Junior. There pants no prat punier.
K is for Kyle. His “How wah ya...?"…? “Sieg Heil!”
L is for Lou. Lou moons, "Mine lacks a view.”
M’s for Manchu. Moans, "More tiramisu!"
N is for Norm. Calls pornography ‘porm.’
O is for Ollie. Don’t seek to meet “Dolly.”
P is for Pearl. Spoke in tongues as a girl.
Q is for Quinlin out gatherin' "kindlin.’"  
R is for Rex. Mixes plaids, stripes 'n' checks.
S is for Sol. Never “you." Always “y’all.”
T is for Truman. ‘Bout Drumpf Tru’s still fumin.’
U is for Urban. His breath...? Most disturbin.'
V is for Vlad. False Dmitry's his dad.

W’s Walt: “It’s them Dumbocrats’ fault.”
X is for Xena. Her nose has grown leana.
Y’s for Yvonne. Bakes one wild garlic naan.
Z is for Zack. Twelve years passing for black.

...," He Said, Ernestly: 20+ Questin's (sic) or The First (Last...?) Annual 'Oscar Wilde' Nonsense Short Short Story Invitational: Potential (i.e., Oulipo-Urged) Shenanagram-Prompted Purple Prose Passages and Picture-Postcard-Painted Patois

     'Oscar Wilde': every 

anagram prompts a poetic 

plot. So...? Get on with it, 

you "potentielle" Queneaus!

O, S, C, A, R, W, I, L, D, E

A, C, D, E, I, L, O, R, S, W

A, E, I, O, C, D, L, R, S, W

C, D, L, R, S, W, A, E, I, O

A solid crew  X 

A cowl dries  X 

A crow'd isle  X 

A deco swirl  X

Air'd "Le Scow"

Air'd Lew's CO  

Alice words

Alice's word  X 

Ali's Roc Dew

Ali's Roc Wed  X

Ali! We scor'd!  X

al'ows cider

a slow recid

A word slice

Alice sword

A wordsicle  X

A row, sliced

Cold Ears, WI  X 

Cilea Sword  X

Clas'...? "Widower."  X 

Cold, I swear!  X 

C.O.D. air slew

Cried Sal: "Wo'!"  X 

CA rides low.

Car's oil...? Dew!  X

(C): A Wild Rose  X

Cora is lewd.  X

"Cor!"...? Wel' said!  X

Coward lies.  X   

Coward's lie

Cows derail! 

Crowd aisle!

Cawdor Isle  X 

Cries, "A wold!"  X 

Crowe's Dali  X

Carol's wide.

DCI Al swore.  X

Driscol' awe

DA cries, "Owl!"  X 

Dear ol' Wics:  X

Dire Slaw Co. 

Doric Wales  X

DOW's a relic.  X

De laws o' Ric  X 

DWI! Leo's car...?  X

Do eclairs w____...?

Dice...? Or laws...?  X

 

E. coli wards  X 

"'e cwasi, Lord!" 

El Cid...or was. 

Eric...? S! Aldo...? W!

"...'eld i' ascrow." 

El Cid saw Ro-...

"...ears...lid...cow!"

Erica's wold

Eric's a wold. 

Eric was old.  X

Ilsa Wecord 

Ideal crows 

I draw Cole's  X

I'd wear clo's  X

I also crew'd.  X

I do Al's crew.

I draw close.

I raced...s  l  o  w  X

Is Lear cow'd...?

I slew Draco.  X

I saw ER Doc L.  X 

I -- cold! -- swear. 

I was colder.

I lose...? Ward C!  

I scared Owl.  X 

Lear is cow'd  X  

Law code, sir!  X

Lois Cardew

Low cars die.

Low C, raised  X 

A lower disc.  X 

Le Disco War   x 

Low sidecar

Lo! Icewards!

La Screw...? Dio!

Lew...? Cora...? Sid...?  X

Oil Ace Rd., S.W.  X 

Or slaw iced  X

Old Wis'acre  X 

Ol' Deric saw.

Or, dis a clew

O, scar'd wile!

Ow! d'Arc lies!  X

(O) Sliced raw

Ow'd eclairs  X 

Or El Cid was.  X

Or El Cid saw. 

Oscar Wilde

Owl Sidecar 

 

Raid Lew's CO  X 

"Rowli**cades"  X

re: a soil'd WC  X

Reads, "Wilco!"  X 

Scrod wi' ale

Scio 'wad'ler' 

So weird, Cal!  X 

Scowler Aid

Seward Coil 

Sie World, CA  X

Sacred owl...? I...?

Sac' o' rildew  X

Sid...? Lew...? Cora...?

Sired a...clow...?  X

"Soldier...?" "WAC!"  X

So, El Cid: war...? 

Sailor, WCed

Saw roc...? Lied.

S read: "Wilco."  X

"...," said Le Crow. 

Sri de la Cow

Slower acid

Soiled craw  X 

Wade, Cloris! 

Wid' col' ears 

Worse: Cali'd!  X 

Woc lids are  X 

W card...? I lose. 

Wid' escarol'  X

Walid's core

Waldo cries  X 

Wide ol' cars  X

Waldo's rice.

W: "La...si..." "C: "Re...do!"  X

Weird colas  X

"We's cordial!"

We...? Sic Roald...?     

We'd sic Arlo. 

We soil'd Arc. 

WC read soli.     

Wide corals

Wails, "Credo..."  X

Wace is Lord!  X 
We roal'd (sic).  X

Wed Lorca...? Si!  X