What Is History...? Quiz The Supporting Cast!

History...? It's bunk alright.

(It's likewise caca, crap and shite.)"

                  -- Daphne Moon 

"It fails to repeat itself, 

nor does it rhyme.
Lately, in fact, 

it can barely keep time."

                  -- Ethel Mertz 

"Lots of in toto agreed-upon lies

limn'd by those 'toto'litarian guys."

                  -- Cosmo Kramer

"It's like an onion. Why...?

Design'd to make me cry.

(Rife skins beneath each skin

I take no interest in.)"

                  -- Maynard Krebs