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Sunday, April 12, 2020

Easter Monday Post One Day Early

     Saith the Preacher (in the Bible's Ecclesiastes), 
"Vanity of vanities; all is vanity." The Preacher may 
or may not have had in mind any of the following 
tercets of insanity, who can say? (Who, indeed has 
seen the wind?) In any case, here they dance, until 
boo'd off the internet stage. In re that performance,
don't forget to leave a comment below, or simply 
email the editors. 

Morrison, “Herb” (named at birth Herbert Oglevee)
über-emotional journalist (rogue…? Not he),
utter’d that now-famous: “Oh, the humanity!”

Meanwhile, who no longer thrives in huge quantities...?
Some call ‘em dugongs, mammalian Janet Leighs,
sea cows... I see 'em as ochre-hued manatees.

Fox "News" conspiracy theorist (a ranter, he)
points his plump POTUS towards further insanity):
ultra-conservative ‘ho'/thug... (Whom...? Hannity!)

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