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Sunday, May 3, 2020

Runcibl'd Spooner: Visiting the Salodeum

Home from home if found at fault: 
dog house.
Soak'd: your ride in Epsom salt...?
Hog douse.

     Moral:
In receipt of retribution.
(Or some saline (ab)solution.)

Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita Anagramaniacal Opening Lines

Lolita, light of my life...  ...might fail to yell "Foil!"...  ...or opt to yell "Epee!" -- she's just that unpredic...